I wrote you a letter on the plane
But threw it away in the trash when the hostess came.
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Your guess is as good as mine
So I’m never wrong and you’re always right.
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Everyone has dickheads that live in their street
Kicking shit over with their big dickhead feet.
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It’s not half full or half empty
Just twice as big as it needs to be.
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Wake up and smell the flowers
Everything showers, even the trees.
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A revelation
That cuts like a punch and hits like I won’t.
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Give me an oven and I’ll bake you a muffin,
A raisin without cake is a raisin worth nothin’.