Posted on Aug 20th 2008 by Dion.
Assuming they all hyphenate….
Stephanie Rice’s future husband nominations:
Andy Flower (Zimbabwean cricketer)
Luke Ball (St. Kilda footballer)
and the winner…
Andrew Krakouer (Richmond footballer now in jail)
Jessicah Schipper’s future husband nominations:
Heath Shaw (Collingwood footballer)
Wendell Sailor (Bronco/Kangaroo/Red/Waratah/Wallaby/Dragon)
and the winner…
Andrew Hoy (Australian Equestrian legend)
Further suggestions welcome.
Posted on Aug 6th 2008 by Dion.
While I’ve been moping around the house for a week being the sickest I’ve been that I can remember, certain truths have been revealing themselves:
If you throw your tissues rather than placing them in a bin you end up with an empty bin and tissues on the floor.
No matter how moist your lips are when you go to bed, the will be puffed up and cracking with dehydration in the morning.
Toilet paper does a fine job at being nose paper. Sometimes even better than normal tissues ’cause with toilet paper you have more control over your portion. Little dab? One sheet. Full blow? Two please.
If you sleep with one side of the bed on electric blanket heat 2 and the other side on electric blanket heat 1 you will be warm, toasty and awesome but with a roll-over escape method.